The Egg and I
I had to go to the bank this morning. All the women tellers think I am crazy anyway, but what happened didn't do my reputation any good. Anyway, Sophia, was the lucky one today and as she was waiting on me I felt in my coat pocket for my glasses and discovered a chicken egg that I had forgotten was there from when I fed the chickens this morning. So, being who I am, I layed it carefully on the counter while I found my glasses. Finding my glasses, I looked up and Sophia's eyes were really big and she said. "Ron, that is a chicken egg". I said, "Of course". Then, I didn't say anything else. I signed the deposit slip and looked up. She was still staring at it. Then, I said, "Oh, you must keep yours in your purse". I took my receipt, put the egg in my pocket and said, "Thanks, Sophia", and walk away. I didn't look back. Just wait until I go back next time. I think I will really catch hell.............
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rider
:rolflmao: :rolflmao: :rolflmao: :rolflmao:
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Shoulda told them that it was your "nestegg."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They just think you're crazy? It sure is fun to do things like that.
Rider's not crazy, a little egg-centric maybr but not crazy :lol:
No Robbie....but my granddaughters think I'm rather egg-ceptional.
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rider
Rider's not crazy, a little egg-centric maybr but not crazy :lol:
Y'alls always yolking around :roll: :lol:
Ok, I'll say it......... Oh brother! :roll:
It wouldn't be that out of character, here in our little town.
One of our secretaries at the school raises chickens & pigs & supplies half the faculty with eggs.
It wouldn't be that out of character, here in our little town.
One of our secretaries at the school raises chickens & pigs & supplies half the faculty with eggs.
hell Ma, I've never seen a single cow at your joint, but Pa seems to keep us all in bullchit..... :grin: